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Eats, Shoots & Leaves, did you ever read that book?

It feels like one of those titles everyone owned in the early 2000s. I never actually read it, but I remember it sitting on our family bookshelf when I was a kid. It’s a book about grammar, and the title riffs on an old joke about bad punctuation: a panda fires a gun into the air because its dictionary entry reads, “Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”

Anyway, that randomly came to mind while I was watching this capybara grazing in the tall grass before gracefully wandering back onto the lawn.

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