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More grain than a Nebraskan wheat field at harvest time.

That was certainly the case in the first image — hastily snapped as yours truly rounded a corner in the park yesterday and spotted this big Capybara, happily stretched out and waiting for its bird friend.

The bird hopped on and got to work, pecking away and cleaning off mites and other critters that were bothering the capy.

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